Ep58 - Parrots Make Great Pets

John had a big birthday. He’s ready for some of those senior discounts.

Jon thinks birthdays should be a celebration of mothers, while John thinks birthdays should celebrate the day of conception.

John has a lot of yard. Lots to mow, lots of bugs. Is there an app that identifies the bug that bit you?

Parrots can make a great pet... unless it becomes a “Creed” fan. Or watches a lot of porn.

And the music is done for the Pond Tune. It’s still a work-in-progress, though.

Blend your Vernor’s with some ice cream and enjoy this episode.

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