Heffron and Reep Show

Ep81 - ”Tater Tots... Come to me...”

John opens by reminder listeners that everything sucks right now... and he and Jon are playing the part of Wallace Hartley's Orchestra on the Titanic. (Look it up.)Then on to lighter topics... such as John's exercise routine, how much the guys hat the bottom freezer drawer on refrigerators and Jon's addiction to Lean Cuisine's Swedish Meatballs.When exactly do you get the "Runner's High", and is there a way to skip directly to that part?Do the dentist and the hygienist always seem to have "a thing" going on, or is that just in Jon and John's heads?Pigs in a blanket... air fryers... and blow dart guns.But really, this episode is all about Tater Tots.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep80 - The 80s & 90s Trivia Show

Heffron's out sick, so it's just Jon Reep and show producer THE Alan Jackson playing rounds of 80s and 90s trivia with participation from the live audience.Yeah, it's not our best episode... but it was still some fun to have at the end of 2020.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep79 - POWERARM

Does Jon look like the young red-haired Santa from the old television specials?John’s Beard is gone. He shares the reason for getting rid of it.Hire Heffron & Reep as your Comedy Coaches.What's the worst Christmas gift to give your significant other? Could it be... a scale?What should be the last year you get a “kid gift” at Christmas before you transition to “adult gifts”? Jon and John feel this age should be called the “Jump Year.”And... what is POWERARM? And what does it have to do with John Heffron's childhood?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep78 - Cruises, Comedy Clubs and Candles

Jon and John discuss their laundry routine in great detail. Exactly how many pairs of underwear does John own?Jon talks about his upcoming cruise and the joys of cruisin' life.John Heffron… acclaimed actor. “And now… I’m dead.”Jon shares some audition stories, including hanging with Aston Kutcher in his trailer for “Punk’d”.And they discuss candles that smell like a mouth full of… what was that again?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep77 - The Super Secret Secure Cyberhacking Episode

Reno Collier joins the show again from Nashville with a cameo appearance by Dusty Slay.John and Jon also welcome super fan Shane Kelly to discuss the idea of crashing corporate Zoom meetings. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep76 - The Return of the Hickory Dancing Machine

Who wants to join the Heffron & Reep Pickleball team?John and Jon discuss the need to retire the phrase "HEADS UP!" and move to something less dangerous.Heffron discusses his wrestling days, while Jon talks openly about his regret in playing jokes on an old school mate (#SorryGardner).And the return of the Hickory Dancing Machine, live on the Heffron & Reep Podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep75 - Got Melk?

Heffron's going mobile and getting ready to live a trailer life.Where did Jon's soul patch go?Here's a great holiday shopping idea from Heffron: Get your kids a lock-picking kit! Crack into any safe you want!Amazon took off Heffron's pants!What are the Most Requested Numbers of 2020?And coming soon... The Heffron & Reep's Artisanal Pen De-Clicking Service. Solving all your troublesome pen clicking and de-clicking needs with an artist's touch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep74 - Respect the Tape

Heffron describes his breathing exercise before going out on stage.Helpful tip: Don’t put your feet up on the comedian’s stage. “It’s our time up here!”Are we going back into lockdown?Heffron bought cookie dough from his neighbor.Jon gets campaign advice from special guest Topher Morrison as he prepares to run for the Mayor of Hickory. Possible slogan: “Give Folks a Reason to Stay… and Be Happy.”Oh, and Heffron has grown half-an-inch. Probably thanks to his DDP workout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep73 - Hallmark Movie Mad Libs

Jon shares how he spends a lot of time watching TV with his mother, while John describes his experience watching the 80s film "Zapped!".Can you build Hallmark Movie titles from the plot of 80s sex comedies?Jon makes a big announcement... is his running for public office in his hometown of Hickory?And what happened on this date in 1989? "FREEDOM!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ep72 - The Jordache Look!

Fun with numbers, talking about malls and jeans, and since the world is burning, please go ahead and release The Mandalorian!Seriously, though... there's a lot of talk about jeans. Like, a LOT. Mainly about Jordache jeans and whether or not they were ever made for men.Does Heffron have "The Jordache Look"? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.